Stephanie:
I can't believe you haven't read it yet.
Jenn:
I know, it's awful; I'll read it next.
Stephanie:
You can't read it now!
Jenn:
What? What?
Stephanie:
You have to read it in the winter. At night. While drinking wine.
Jenn:
....
Stephanie:
Really, anything you can do to make yourself feel insecure and 19 years old, is what you need to do before and then while reading that book.
Jenn:
......
Jenn:
Okay, I'll put it on my to-do list for November.